new jersey

a state that wishes it were new york. most people from new jersey work in manhattan island.

new jersey: yeah, we kick ass! new york sucks!
NY: you don't kick ass, you smell like ass. big difference.

by Denia May 11, 2006

Shaundry

Shit, shower and laundry.

What are you doing this weekend? I don’t have any other plans other than shaundry. What is that? I’m going to shit while my laundry is in the washer. Then I’m going to shower while my laundry is in the dryer.

by Denia August 22, 2021

yorkie

what some people call new yorkers. specially when they have tendencies to do very inner city things.

why can't he ever leave home without his cell phone? well, he's a yorkie.

by Denia May 11, 2006

moz

nickname for british rock star, Morrissey. he's also called: mozza, mozzer, the pope of mope, and the mozfather.

many people believe moz is gay.. but i don't.

by Denia May 05, 2006

New York Minute

an imaginary amount of time refering to how fast people from new york city (not new york state) do things. the time differences of new york city and the rest of the world is the reason an average yorkie can't survive outside their city for more than 4 days.

yorkie: i went to freakin' colorado and it took this jackass 20 minutes to charge the sweater i bought! you know i'm used to things being done in a new york minute, i can't stand that crap!

by Denia May 11, 2006

The Smiths

perhaps the greatest band that ever lived. their reign over indie rock only lasted a bit over four years during the 80's but they were amazing, none the less. with their flamboyant, yet oddly dark, lead singer Morrissey (properly named Steven Patrick Morrissey)and they're other very talented musicians; including the notorious guitarist Johnny Marr, bassist Andy Rourke, and drummer Mike Joyce. they're music is likely to appeal to ANYONE, especially those who appreciate good lyrics.

the smiths beat the beatles in a recent poll of greatest british band (true statement).

by Denia May 05, 2006

Morrissey

Without a doubt, the greatest lyricist that ever lived. Former lead singer of 80's band "The Smiths", Morrissey has made a name for himself in popular music and is known for his outrageous (yet highly laughable) comments. He is also a vegetarian, and a native of the UK, who current makes his home in Los Angeles.

did Morrissey really say "bring me the head of Elton John"?!!

by Denia May 05, 2006