Morrissa

A walking heart-throb with the soul of a poet. Morrissa is the perfect storm of beauty, brains, and kindness. She turns heads without even trying think model-level looks with an effortlessly magnetic vibe. But it’s not just her appearance that makes people fall for her; it’s the way she genuinely listens, how her laughter feels like a warm hug, and the sparkle in her eyes when she’s talking about something she loves. Sweet as honey, sharp as a whip, and thoughtful to her core Morrissa is the kind of woman who makes you believe in magic.

“Bro, she’s not just hot—she’s a Morrissa. That’s a whole different league.”

by Chrispeecream June 4, 2025

Thanks Morrissey

Phrase to be used when someone delivers bad news in an otherwise pleasant conversation or time. It comes from the idea that Morrissey (solo artist and frontman of The Smiths) wrote depressing lyrics which were then often juxtaposed with quite upbeat or happy music. For example the song "Girlfriend in a Coma" or the chorus lyrics to "There is a Light that never comes out"

Dave - "My wife is pregnant, I'm going to be a father!"

Sally - "That's awesome, congratulations Dave!"

Steve - "The baby might be born with a disability"

Dave - "Oh thanks Morrissey!"

by Jack Of Quack February 25, 2009

Morrissey

Without a doubt, the greatest lyricist that ever lived. Former lead singer of 80's band "The Smiths", Morrissey has made a name for himself in popular music and is known for his outrageous (yet highly laughable) comments. He is also a vegetarian, and a native of the UK, who current makes his home in Los Angeles.

did Morrissey really say "bring me the head of Elton John"?!!

by Denia May 5, 2006

Morrisa

A Morrisa is a intelligent, artistic, attractive girl or woman.

damn, i wish i could be like that Morrisa.
shit man, i wish my girl friend was a Morrisa.

by that one creepy guy April 4, 2008

Hilary Morrissey

One of the weirdest people you will ever meet. Has little to no fears and only really shows emotion when she’s drunk.

“Christ it’s hilary morrissey hide behind that bush”

by butterbean November 4, 2019

morrissey dance

The Morrissey dance has been around since the 1980's, it involves flailing the arms and legs in an unusual fashion, people performing the dance can be easily recognised by the trail of gladioli or daffodils they leave behind. This dance was created by Morrissey, at the time of it's creation he was the lead singer of The Smiths.

Why is that man flailing his arms about and moving in an odd fashion?
Well he's just doing the Morrissey dance.

by Hatful Of Nathan November 29, 2013

Morissa

Morissa's are sexy,pretty,cute,sweet,nice,tall but not the smartest person you will meet
Morissa's are super nice to their crushes and boyfriends!
They love kids and are super lovable

They can be girly but also love to watch sports
They are amazing kissers and in bed.
They like to talk and get to know people

When they say they love u they mean it

They love to kiss and cuddle

They are naturally pretty they don't need make up to make them look pretty
They also have nice breasts

If a Morissa likes you your a lucky man

That girl is amazing must be a Morissa

I had the best kiss of my life last night it had to be a girl named Morissa

There was a girl at the club with a nice body her name was Morissa

by Sexy_man9898 March 5, 2014