morriscastle 

Fun, Class. It's the place to be
Paul

Sam
Sean
Conor
Faolan

I love Morriscastle

Me:Have you seen that new sci-fi movie that just came out with Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya
Victim:Yes it was a very interesting and riveting film about love

Me:Oh cool. What is the name of the movie
Victim:Oh it's called Dune
Me:I was Dune your mom last night

Victim:'proceeds to cry tears of sadness as he remembers his fond memories of his friends and family in morriscastle'

morriscastle by Bellbottoms4redtops June 22, 2022

morriscastle 

A sandy beach in County Wexford, Ireland

Person:Where were you last week?
Sam:None of your fucking business

Person:Cool, I went to morriscastle, it's a sandy beach in County Wexford, Ireland
Sam:*Proceeds to walk away whilst reading a book and thinking about records*

morriscastle by Bellbottoms4redtops June 22, 2022

morriscastle 

A burial site for lost artefacts

Person:Hey, did you hear about morriscastle

Sean:Yeah, it's a burial site for lost artefacts
Person:Yeah, they found a toy buried in the sand full of drawings of naked men

Sean:Bitchin

morriscastle by Bellbottoms4redtops June 22, 2022

Morriscastle 

To cross the road without looking both ways

Victim:Did you hear about Faolan, he Morriscastled and got run over by a truck

Paul:Oh no way, he was a dear friend of mine, anyway do you like parodies?
Victim:Yeah sure, I suppose
Paul:Would you like a pair of 'Deez Nuts' in yo mouth son
Victim: Proceeds to take a long walk on the beach, he watches the waves crash down on top of each other and stops for a minute and thinks , wow Lad BROOOKEE

Morriscastle by Bellbottoms4redtops June 22, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019