The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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by Emmzee March 22, 2008
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to perform oral sex on your lover while they are sleeping.... they will wake up happy!!!!! (this may be difficult to do if he/she is a heavy sleeper)
by KatNat March 17, 2009
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Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.
Fergus: That was some party last night, eh laddie?
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!
by Comrade64 March 18, 2015
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Get the wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy. mug.A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024
Get the I don't wake up in the morning for mug.lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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