Definitions by Straightpipenation
Twin Towers
The act of sprinting down a side walk spreading your arms and jumping taking down two people at once.
My name is John, I work at an old folks home nothing makes me more happy then when I let the crazy people from the other building play Twin Towers with the old people they feel so young again they run when they see James and the rest of the mental patients.
Twin Towers by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
Morning Wake Up
The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
Morning Wake Up by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
Paul Walker
Running while having set as the girl has her legs wrapped around you are you make race car noises before charging into a tree and using her to brace your impact.
Paul Walker by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
Indiana Jones
The act of jumping off the kitchen table and landing you penis inside your sexual partners anus while they lay on the floor.
Indiana Jones by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
Gordon Ramsey
The urge to have food during sex. While naked the Male stands up and starts throwing objects around the room yelling asking and demanding for food most often lamb chops. If the female does not get the lamb chops the male is to grab the female and throw at the wall.
Mate 1: “How was thy date with my sister you lucky fuck?"
Mate 2: "great man! I pulled a "Gordon
Ramsey" I got Hungry half way through sex and wanted lamb chops, she said she couldn’t make them so I threw that stupid queer at the wall!"
Mate 3: wow you pulled a Gordon Ramsey?
Mate 2: "great man! I pulled a "Gordon
Ramsey" I got Hungry half way through sex and wanted lamb chops, she said she couldn’t make them so I threw that stupid queer at the wall!"
Mate 3: wow you pulled a Gordon Ramsey?
Gordon Ramsey by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
Wyatt Earp
The act of a white male ejaculating really fast and accurately onto all the females in the room at lighting speed like the gunslinger Wyatt Earp.
Bill: Did u hear what Jackson did at my Christmas party?
James: yes, did indeed he pulled a Wyatt Earp and ejaculated all over everyone at the party he even hit my 5 year old sister.
James: yes, did indeed he pulled a Wyatt Earp and ejaculated all over everyone at the party he even hit my 5 year old sister.
Wyatt Earp by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
Soviet Army Blast
When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.
SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?
SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast
SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast
Soviet Army Blast by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021