Morlin 

A name often synonymous to beautiful. She is a smart, loyal and cute girl. Morlin is a girl who can steal your heart in one day. Morlin is a girl who will laugh at you if you do something stupid. Morlin is a girl who will forgive you for your dumb mistakes and will give you a second chance. Morlin is a girl who has beautiful blond hair and looks like she is from Sweden. Morlin is a girl who is fun to be around. Morlin is a girl who will make you smile just by having her name come up on your phone. Morlin is the kind of girl you try to hold on to. Morlin is perfection.

Girl: Do you see Morlin? She is so perfect.

Boy: Yes she is perfection and the girl i want to fell in love with.

Morlin by hml1031 January 8, 2017

Red eye in the morning 

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

Red eye in the morning by The_ALCH August 16, 2019

It’s Morbin Time 

When you’re a living vampire named Michael Morbius and confront a bunch of bad guys in a spooky place, you then shout “It’s Morbin Time!” at the top of your lungs and then proceed to morb over everybody until there’s not a living thing left to morb.

I knew I was fucked when I heard a loud noise with the phrase “It’s Morbin Time!” being yelled as I start getting morbed on

It’s Morbin Time by King Neanderthal April 3, 2022

It's Morbin' Time.

Famous catchphrase uttered by Morbius at the climax of the highest-grossing film of all time, "Morbius".

"I cried when he said "It's Morbin' Time." such an emotional moment!"

It's Morbin' Time. by Morboid April 30, 2022

Morning Load 

The Morning load is known across the world. It simple means men releasing their semen built up overnight by jerking off and cumming in the morning. When men wake up in the morning, there is process. We first need to urinate but after that, we touch our cocks/dicks/penis/boner/prick/etc until we get an erection & wank until we blast our cum!!! Most of the time, porn is involved! Watching whores take cock in all holes until we bust our morning load. Our semen/ jizz/ cum/spunk/baby batter.

Tom woke up and starting touching his hard cock until he shot his morning load.

Morning Load by HornyPornoAddict October 19, 2022

Merlin's Beard 

An exclamation from Harry Potter which is similar to "Oh Lord!"

"He just shat his pants!!"

"Merlin's Beard!!!"

Merlin's Beard by Merlin Himself May 26, 2009

two-shit morning 

Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.

In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.

You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.

Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.

two-shit morning by DistinctDiffident February 8, 2018