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morgans mum 

A sweet little lady who loves taking nuts to the face from shredded black dudes who are hung like a horse
"Damn look at that milf over there!"
"OH! That's "Morgans mum" ! She loves penis"
"I'm finna go over and give her the BIDNESS!!!!!!"
morgans mum by Dick Butkusssssssss January 22, 2014

morgans diet 

a girl who eats black dick and drinks cum milkshakes
The hoe had a eat many black dicks, so she has a Morgans diet
morgans diet by cumsuckingdad December 4, 2017

captain morgans rum 

spiced rum that will make you do fucked up things.
once me, and kaitlyn drank a 2 bottles of captain morgans rum.and I passed out. When I woke up I was laying on this random dudes stomach with my clothes on humping him and kaitlyn.I'll never drink that shit again.

Captain Morgans' Revenge 

...or rum-hangover.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.

bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.
1person: Wow, I drank so much bacardi and woke up with the worst hangover ever.

2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.

3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!

arthur.morgans.husband 

an extremely attractive tiktoker that makes the best content you have ever seen
“wow, arthur.morgans.husband just posted a really funny tiktok!”

Saturday Morgans 

Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.
Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.
Saturday Morgans by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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