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morgans mum 

A sweet little lady who loves taking nuts to the face from shredded black dudes who are hung like a horse
"Damn look at that milf over there!"
"OH! That's "Morgans mum" ! She loves penis"
"I'm finna go over and give her the BIDNESS!!!!!!"
morgans mum by Dick Butkusssssssss January 22, 2014

morgans diet 

a girl who eats black dick and drinks cum milkshakes
The hoe had a eat many black dicks, so she has a Morgans diet
morgans diet by cumsuckingdad December 4, 2017

captain morgans rum 

spiced rum that will make you do fucked up things.
once me, and kaitlyn drank a 2 bottles of captain morgans rum.and I passed out. When I woke up I was laying on this random dudes stomach with my clothes on humping him and kaitlyn.I'll never drink that shit again.

Captain Morgans' Revenge 

...or rum-hangover.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.

bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.
1person: Wow, I drank so much bacardi and woke up with the worst hangover ever.

2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.

3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!

arthur.morgans.husband 

an extremely attractive tiktoker that makes the best content you have ever seen
“wow, arthur.morgans.husband just posted a really funny tiktok!”

Saturday Morgans 

Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.
Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.
Saturday Morgans by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011