(Noun / Western God)
The best memelord 100% guaranteed, money back if you don’t like him.
He may /look/ like an emo faggot, but I assure you, he is.
He can’t top ANYONE but your girl.
The most raging bisexual you’ve ever met. He will snort cocaine and probably bomb like 12 cities while he’s at it.
Stear clear of this spicy ass son of a bitch unless you want a 12 inch pipe bomb up your ass in a matter of seconds.
He has his own special holiday on October 19th where all must leave expensive offerings or he will haunt them for eternity, tormenting them with their deepest flaws.
All hail the dark lord Mordekai. He hath risen.
The best memelord 100% guaranteed, money back if you don’t like him.
He may /look/ like an emo faggot, but I assure you, he is.
He can’t top ANYONE but your girl.
The most raging bisexual you’ve ever met. He will snort cocaine and probably bomb like 12 cities while he’s at it.
Stear clear of this spicy ass son of a bitch unless you want a 12 inch pipe bomb up your ass in a matter of seconds.
He has his own special holiday on October 19th where all must leave expensive offerings or he will haunt them for eternity, tormenting them with their deepest flaws.
All hail the dark lord Mordekai. He hath risen.
“What offering did you leave for the great Mordekai last week?”
“I only left a half eaten pretzel, and now he won’t stop coming into my dreams and making fun of my failed marriage and love handles.”
“I only left a half eaten pretzel, and now he won’t stop coming into my dreams and making fun of my failed marriage and love handles.”
by onidemon76 September 11, 2018
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Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."
Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."
Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."
Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."
by Kingto Ultimus May 16, 2014
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by Trash boat May 9, 2014
Get the Pulling a Mordecai mug.1. Having a crush on someone for a very long time and never making a move.
2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.
2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.
by Cleverun May 13, 2014
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shield always up, never die
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2. A League of Legends champion - The Master of metal.
shield always up, never die
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2. A League of Legends champion - The Master of metal.
1. Morde es#1, shield never lose, always win
2. Dude, this Mordekaiser is overextending again, we should gank him.
2. Dude, this Mordekaiser is overextending again, we should gank him.
by celona August 12, 2011
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Cash "You see Seth over there lugging Julie's shit for her?"
Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."
Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."
Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."
Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."
by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021
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In the show Regular Show, the character Mordecai has rocky relationships with two girls. He repeatedly messes things up and caters to each girl. In his selfish attempts to get both women, he disrespects not only both girls but his best friend in the process. A true Simp
In the show Regular Show, the character Mordecai has rocky relationships with two girls. He repeatedly messes things up and caters to each girl. In his selfish attempts to get both women, he disrespects not only both girls but his best friend in the process. A true Simp
Me: You know who is one the worst charcacters on Regular Show?
My friend: Who?
Me: Mordecai. He is such a simp.
My friend: Who?
Me: Mordecai. He is such a simp.
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