(Noun / Western God)
The best memelord
100% guaranteed, money back if you don’t like him.
He may /look/ like an emo faggot, but I assure you, he is.
He can’t top ANYONE but your girl.
The most raging
bisexual you’ve ever met. He
will snort cocaine and probably bomb like 12 cities while he’s at it.
Stear clear of this spicy
ass son of a bitch unless you want a 12 inch pipe bomb up your
ass in a matter of seconds.
He has his own special holiday on October 19th where all must leave expensive offerings or he will haunt them for eternity, tormenting them with their deepest flaws.
All hail the dark lord Mordekai. He hath risen.
“What offering did you leave for the great Mordekai last week?”
“I only
left a half eaten
pretzel, and now he won’t stop coming into my dreams and making fun of my failed marriage and love
handles.”