mordikai
mordikai by Psykronical February 16, 2017
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Mordekaiser
1. Es #1 en brasil.
shield always up, never die
huehuehuehuheue
2. A League of Legends champion - The Master of metal.
shield always up, never die
huehuehuehuheue
2. A League of Legends champion - The Master of metal.
1. Morde es#1, shield never lose, always win
2. Dude, this Mordekaiser is overextending again, we should gank him.
2. Dude, this Mordekaiser is overextending again, we should gank him.
Mordekaiser by celona August 12, 2011
Mordekai
(Noun / Western God)
The best memelord 100% guaranteed, money back if you don’t like him.
He may /look/ like an emo faggot, but I assure you, he is.
He can’t top ANYONE but your girl.
The most raging bisexual you’ve ever met. He will snort cocaine and probably bomb like 12 cities while he’s at it.
Stear clear of this spicy ass son of a bitch unless you want a 12 inch pipe bomb up your ass in a matter of seconds.
He has his own special holiday on October 19th where all must leave expensive offerings or he will haunt them for eternity, tormenting them with their deepest flaws.
All hail the dark lord Mordekai. He hath risen.
The best memelord 100% guaranteed, money back if you don’t like him.
He may /look/ like an emo faggot, but I assure you, he is.
He can’t top ANYONE but your girl.
The most raging bisexual you’ve ever met. He will snort cocaine and probably bomb like 12 cities while he’s at it.
Stear clear of this spicy ass son of a bitch unless you want a 12 inch pipe bomb up your ass in a matter of seconds.
He has his own special holiday on October 19th where all must leave expensive offerings or he will haunt them for eternity, tormenting them with their deepest flaws.
All hail the dark lord Mordekai. He hath risen.
“What offering did you leave for the great Mordekai last week?”
“I only left a half eaten pretzel, and now he won’t stop coming into my dreams and making fun of my failed marriage and love handles.”
“I only left a half eaten pretzel, and now he won’t stop coming into my dreams and making fun of my failed marriage and love handles.”
Mordekai by onidemon76 September 11, 2018
Mordekaiser
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Mordekaiser
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