(Noun / Western God)
The best memelord 100% guaranteed, money back if you don’t like him.
He may /look/ like an emo faggot, but I assure you, he is.
He can’t top ANYONE but your girl.
The most raging bisexual you’ve ever met. He will snort cocaine and probably bomb like 12 cities while he’s at it.
Stear clear of this spicy ass
son of a bitch unless you want a 12 inch pipe bomb up your ass in a matter of seconds.
He has his own special holiday on
October 19th where all must leave expensive offerings or he will haunt them for eternity, tormenting them with their deepest flaws.
All hail
the dark lord Mordekai. He hath risen.