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Doing a Morrison
A range of tactics for dodging your responsibilities, including (but not limited to): going missing when the going gets tough; passing the buck; and talking your way out of a tight spot with an empty promise.
Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.
(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)
Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.
(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)
Crew member 1: “The ship’s taking on water. We’re sinking. Where the bloody hell’s the captain?”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”
Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”
Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”
“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”
Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”
Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”
“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”
Doing a Morrison by M_TURNBULL October 9, 2021
It’s Morbin Time
When you’re a living vampire named Michael Morbius and confront a bunch of bad guys in a spooky place, you then shout “It’s Morbin Time!” at the top of your lungs and then proceed to morb over everybody until there’s not a living thing left to morb.
I knew I was fucked when I heard a loud noise with the phrase “It’s Morbin Time!” being yelled as I start getting morbed on
It’s Morbin Time by King Neanderthal April 3, 2022
Heather Morris
Amzing actress, dancer and singer. The best triple threat in the world. Super hot and can turn straight girls gay, and gay men straight. The girl with the never ending legs!
Heather Morris by thegleek17 July 19, 2013
morbillion
Person 1: "Have you seen the 2022 action film released by Sony Pictures, 'Morbius'?
Person 2: "I have, what about it?"
Person 1: "It sold a Morbillion tickets"
Person 2: "Morbius"
Person 1: "Morbius"
Person 2: "I have, what about it?"
Person 1: "It sold a Morbillion tickets"
Person 2: "Morbius"
Person 1: "Morbius"
morbillion by Moustache_rekt April 25, 2022
It's Morbin' Time.
Famous catchphrase uttered by Morbius at the climax of the highest-grossing film of all time, "Morbius".
It's Morbin' Time. by Morboid April 30, 2022