He is a very naughty naughty boy indeed, which attaches a stick to his vagina hole to immitate a scrotum. This is very sad indeed. Indeed it is.
He also loves to have sex with a strap-on, especially with grammy's (riding them like a horse) while inside a treehouse.
He is a very dirty dirty boy!

Marc: "lets do it like Alan (morbi)!"
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Dan: "lets be very naughty and have sex like morbi!"

Morbi: "yes lets, ill get the toy!"

Dan: "lets be naughty, girl!"

Morbi: "go to the treehouse! Let me get the toy"

Dan: "ok, ill play as the grammy!"

Dan: (while in the act of being ridden) "im lovin' it!"

Morbi: "you are a crazy crazy girl"

Crazy crazy girl strap on treehouse wild and free oh yes balls

Alan (morbi) by Mr sexy sexy boy May 17, 2016

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Mobile Game Ads

Mobile Game Ads are ads that you get for mobile games that have a stupid ass caption on the top that sounds like a fucking youtube title for an Ali A video and gameplay of someone sucking ass at that game. No mobile game ad goes without that format, or else it is not considered an ad.

"These fucking mobile game ads are making me want to rot in hell. They don't even make sense. Fuck this shit."
-smashes phone-

Mobile Game Ads by nonameihavenocreativity October 28, 2018

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It’s Morbin Time

When you’re a living vampire named Michael Morbius and confront a bunch of bad guys in a spooky place, you then shout “It’s Morbin Time!” at the top of your lungs and then proceed to morb over everybody until there’s not a living thing left to morb.

I knew I was fucked when I heard a loud noise with the phrase “It’s Morbin Time!” being yelled as I start getting morbed on

It’s Morbin Time by King Neanderthal April 3, 2022

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