Morbie 

a short girl with very large breasts and lots of tattoos.

Professional piercer and keeper of teh Taco of Doom™

small enough to fit in a cupboard, but too big for a bread box

often seen in various states of undress with some sort of alcholic beverage in hand

is frequently single

likes cheese

can be wooed with the offer of finlandia vodka, and latex clothing

Morbie!!!! DYE MY HAIR!

Morbie by Chris wearsakilt December 2, 2004

Morbie 

A movie meeting the following criteria:

- exactly 1 hour and 44 minutes in length

- is considered a masterpiece

- features the iconic "Morbius" character

- made 15 morbillion dollars in the opening weekend
- features the world renowned method actor Jared Leto
A Morbie, in the end, is something that is world renowned, truly a beautiful masterpiece, and at the moment one of a kind thanks to the greatest movie of all time Morbius.

If someone were to believe that a Morbie were bad they deserve to be publically executed to be made an example of and have brought deep shame to their family.

A famous person who disliked Morbius was JFK whom was famously shot by a sniper which was followed by many peoples cheers of pure happiness and the sniper rewarded with a free pass to heaven.

Person 1: "I didn't much enjoy Morbius"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking homunculus, Morbius is a fucking masterpiece, it wasn't just a fucking movie, it was a Morbie"
Person 1: "Dude calm the fuck down people can have opinions"
Person 1's wife: "Why the fuck did I marry you, I'm taking the kids, you'll never see us again you worthless sack of shit"
Person 1: "Wait what?, honey come on calm down!"
*Person 1's cellphone rings*
Person on the phone: "Hello is this person 1?"
Person 1: "Yes.. why?"
Person on the phone: "your parents are dead, they killed themselves after hearing that they ended up raising such a worthless jobbernowl that dislikes a world renowned Morbie masterpiece"

Person 1: *shoots himself*
Person 2: "fucking deserved it, the world is better now"
Markiplier: "Hello my name is Markiplier"

Morbie by LeanDrinkingMorbiusFan July 1, 2022

It’s Morbin Time 

When you’re a living vampire named Michael Morbius and confront a bunch of bad guys in a spooky place, you then shout “It’s Morbin Time!” at the top of your lungs and then proceed to morb over everybody until there’s not a living thing left to morb.

I knew I was fucked when I heard a loud noise with the phrase “It’s Morbin Time!” being yelled as I start getting morbed on

It’s Morbin Time by King Neanderthal April 3, 2022

morbillion

100 x 34 Trillion. Also known as how many tickets Morbius sold

Person 1: "Have you seen the 2022 action film released by Sony Pictures, 'Morbius'?
Person 2: "I have, what about it?"
Person 1: "It sold a Morbillion tickets"
Person 2: "Morbius"
Person 1: "Morbius"

morbillion by Moustache_rekt April 25, 2022

It's Morbin' Time.

Famous catchphrase uttered by Morbius at the climax of the highest-grossing film of all time, "Morbius".

"I cried when he said "It's Morbin' Time." such an emotional moment!"

It's Morbin' Time. by Morboid April 30, 2022

morbillion

Amount of tickets that the Marvel movie

morbius sold in the box office. If morbius sells 100 tickets it will be a morbillion, if it sells a trillion tickets it will also be a morbillion.

Morbius is the first movie ever to sell a morbillion tickets

morbillion by Yt:Jzbuttermint xl April 14, 2022

Morbius 

The best piece of fiction seen in over 6,000,000,000,000 years.

Yo you guys see morbius it was fire

Morbius by Variant647 April 1, 2022