A nickname for Morgan or Moe, it resembles how much that person is a couch potato. Or just lazy in general. Moetato is a cool nickname if you are best friends.
“Yo, has anyone seen Moetato?”
“No, but they have a cool and lazy personality. In a good way.”
“Seriously. They’re cool.”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"