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Moonage daydream 

Three words: DAVID FUCKING BOWIE
(Wait no that’s 5)
(Four there)
(Two)
(Ahhh fuck)
Freak out in a moonage daydream, ohhh yeahhhhh
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Spanking the moonface 

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.
Spanking the moonface by Tbell November 9, 2014
To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person while facing away from them. Reverse Teabag.
Victoria loves to be moonbagged as it gives her plenty of access to the buttclit.
moonbag by angiesunderfire March 3, 2015
when an individuals facial structure resembles that of the moon i.e. having rounded features
Your moonface makes you look like you're storing nuts in your cheeks.
moonface by muo February 16, 2004

moonfart 

Noun. A particularly flighty and flaky space cadet in a long and lonely orbit, free of substance and merit. A common moonfart trait is delivering intensely bitchy comments in a soothing, vacant tone; also deflecting all blame and responsibility in the same zombie-guru monotone.
Guy1: Man, if she put as much effort into her work as she does trying to lead the office in meditation, she might keep her job.

Guy2: What else do you expect of moonfart?
moonfart by Langdon Auger July 13, 2009
Moonface usually occurs when an individual has been smoking weed. Moonface often leads to mad hysterics, causing everyone on the bus to look at you. Characteristics of moonface are prominent cheeks, small slanted eyes, a massive stupid grin, and faceache.
"My moonface was so bad I could see my cheeks."
moonface by gremily March 24, 2008