moonfart 

Noun. A particularly flighty and flaky space cadet in a long and lonely orbit, free of substance and merit. A common moonfart trait is delivering intensely bitchy comments in a soothing, vacant tone; also deflecting all blame and responsibility in the same zombie-guru monotone.

Guy1: Man, if she put as much effort into her work as she does trying to lead the office in meditation, she might keep her job.

Guy2: What else do you expect of moonfart?

moonfart by Langdon Auger July 13, 2009

Mooncart 

A simple person who follows stupid ideas or instructions. Old English term for the cart used by a village idiot to collect the reflection of the rays of moonlight that are visible in ponds, streams and lakes. The rays were believed to be collectible as they were made of shards of silver.

That mooncart has blown all his wages on scratch cards and lottery tickets again.

Mooncart by mjw737 June 10, 2017

Mootfart 

Generally associated with a particularly repugnant individual, or one who repels others due to general unpleasantness.

That guy Dave is such a mootfart

Mootfart by KingoftheBogans June 15, 2011

moonfather 

moonfathers are people who love video games and bikes if you ever come across a moonfather just be sure to give him a holler! but be sure hes pretty obtuse sometimes..

hey i saw a moonfather today!

woah really?!

moonfather by jadascool May 17, 2022