Mookang

Mookang is a very nice guy who can come off as shy at first, but once you get to know him he can be the craziest person in the room. Sometimes the most annoying. His name also sounds like a cow. He’s usually tall and has black, wavy hair but for some reason he has the compulsive need to look like a K-pop idol and dye it. Also he has DRY ass hands. Might have some insecurities but to everyone else he’s just a pretty attractive dude. He’s also a hopeless romantic and would do anything to be in a relationship so get in line cuz he’ll treat u like a queen 👑 Keep up the good work Mookang <33

Guy 1: Yo who’s the dude chugging the bottle of Bacardi?

Guy 2: Oh yeah that’s Mookang, he’s a chad

by Thatsabigboi November 23, 2021

mooking

a extacy abuser aka tweeker

Dam mikey is mooking hard. what a mooker.

by snotby boby October 17, 2008

Mookanightus

The next level up from being a mook. Some would call one who is a "mookanightus" the king of all mooks. Ussually drinks shitty vodka such as wolfschmidt or dubra, and uses it to lure under-aged girls to a even shittier car (such as a 1980's model purple/ moave honda civic. Tends to work at Lucy's Chicken, and has been known to fish for long periods of time. Main goal in life is to procreate, get shitted, and spread stds. Also see STD-K

Person A: Dude that kid Kyle DK is such a mook, I cant believe he drinks that shit and lures girls into his civic with it.

Person B: Nah dude, hes past the point of being a mook. He has entered the level of MOOKANIGHTUS.

Person A: Shit dude, I didn't realize. I better go hide my younger sister.

by Leeeeeeroy JEEEEEHHNKINS March 8, 2011

mooyang

Discovered in the horrid depths of barren land known as mordor(lanark), this...desperate attempt at finding new vocabulary means...well...nothing. See anything which can be slanderous. You mooynag.

goddamit pav, ur such a mooyang.

oh my god, that bitch just.....MOOYANG!

holy mooyang...

by Sam Cairns February 28, 2005

mooking

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

by dietsoda September 11, 2011

mooking

An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.

They were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.

by boyzRhot December 29, 2009

mootanged

an incoherant drugged like state in which the victim has a similar iq of a retard

"that crack has totally mootanged me"
"that hippy is mootanged"
"lets get mootanged tonight"

by Robert Glynnos April 27, 2007