Skip to main content

Mookak

Is a slang therm from Antwerp, Belgium, meaning something like God or ruler ( but there is a religious side to it).
OH Mookak, help me in this desperate times!

I hope Mookak will forgive my sins and choose not to kill me and my family.
by Z van de Z March 26, 2021
mugGet the Mookak mug.

Mookaloop

A person descended from a long line of morons, more commonly known as an idiot.
John Burnett is a mookaloop.
by Therealgoomba July 17, 2015
mugGet the Mookaloop mug.
Related Words

mooyak

geek, jerk, or idiot. someone who acts like an ass. four legged ruminid hybrid.
that dude is a total mooyak!
by damn azer June 7, 2005
mugGet the mooyak mug.

mookael

"The wild Mookael"
by mrPowPow February 9, 2017
mugGet the mookael mug.

mookakke

The hot creamy fluid that covers a calf's face. Usually seen when the mother cow makes an abrupt movement while the calf is feeding. The resulting milk spray, or mookakke, covers the unsuspecting calf causing humiliation and eventual eating disorder, drug abuse, and promiscuous behavior later in life.
This must be Peter North's farm cause that cow is covered in mookakke.
by scoresman September 21, 2011
mugGet the mookakke mug.

monkakke

Similar to a monkey face, but at a bukakke party. Due to the quantity of semen and pubic hair involved, not just the face area but the whole body can be covered, resulting in a full on monkey (hence the dropping of the word face).

A group of (generally fat) males shave there pubic hair and hold it in there non masturbating hand whilst knocking one out over a lady. Each male in turn will splash there baby gravy over the female before throwing the pubic hair and shouting "monkakke"

To optimize pubic spread the following technique is often used. The hand holding the pubic hair is clenched tightly and held up to mouth. You then blow hard and unclench your fingers, starting with the little finger and moving backwards to the index finger. This method is effective but controversial, as monkakke purists believe that word "monkakke" should be shouted at the exact time of pubic hair release.
Colette needs to go to a fancy dress party but forgot her costume, so we helped her out and gave her a monkakke
by twinjets August 2, 2013
mugGet the monkakke mug.

Bad Mooka

A badass rock n roll band from the DC area \m/

Monstrous Ostracized Ostriches Kill All!!!
Me after a Bad Mooka show: "BAD MOOKA ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE THEM TO DEATH THEY KICKED SOME MAJOR POONTANG TONIGHT AND IT WAS AWESOME I FEEL DUMBER THAN A ROCK MY BODY ACHES AND I'M SO EXHAUSTED I LITERALLY HAVE TO SUPPORT MY HEAD SINCE MY NECK FEELS WOBBLY BUT IT'S WORTH IT BECAUSE THAT'S ROCK AND ROLL YOU MAY PUT OUT YOUR HEART AND SOUL RESULTING IN YOUR BODY NEAR COLLAPSE BUT YOUR SPIRIT IS STILL ALIVE AND READY TO GO I STILL FEEL THE ADRENALINE AND I'M BUZZING YO DAMN I FEEL GOOD I FEEL ALIVE ELECTRICITY PUMPING THROUGH MY VEINS"
by Big Sharon July 11, 2013
mugGet the Bad Mooka mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email