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“Hey man what does moohow mean?” “You don’t wanna know man.”
Moohow by Moohow February 25, 2020
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Moonhowler 

A very specific type of Glasgow Celtic supporter, they are extremely paranoid about anti Celtic bias and are known to spout extremely convoluted conspiracy theories, much to the amusement of the rest of Scottish football. The term refers to a wolfs despairing howl that goes unanswered, much like this area of the Celtic supports complaints. Not all Celtic supporters are moonhowlers but they are a very vocal group of supporters that give the club a bad name.
"Do you see that!? The referee should have gave Celtic a penalty! Another Rangers supporting referee!!"

"It looked soft mate, if all the referees support Rangers then how did Celtic win 9 league titles in a row?"

"We won them despite the biased the referee's, we were too good to be cheated"

"You're starting to sound like a moonhowler John"
Moonhowler by Morris505 October 5, 2021
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To show, in a vivid, exuberant display, how incredibly awesome one is through music, song, and/or dance.
"He Moohawked the SHIT outta that show!" or "It's simple, you just have to Moohawk to get the girl!"
Moohawk by shenanigans2020 April 2, 2010
wet back.
Also: commanly used for those mexicans who wear cowboy hats, big ass belt buckles, and gator boots with a fancy ass shirt to walmart.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
(no i'm not criticizing por que I'm chicana!!!)
"Hey mom, look at that mohow trying to pick up on that 12 year old"
mohow by Ashleigh FOO' May 8, 2005
A mexican that doesn't speak English, more commonly known as a border hopper.

They're often found drinking cheap beer, gardening, or hanging out in front of Home Depot.
"Dude, I can't believe that stupid mohow painted my whole house for fifty bucks!"
Mohow by midgetrocketlauncher April 10, 2010

Mook Moocower 

A very fat and ugly man with highly homosexual tendencies. When you see a mook specifically the one in Baltimore, Md be sure to inform him of his gayness. O, yes and he tells on people quite often.
He like all men
Anyone:That kid acts just like Mook of Baltimore
Anyone else: That mook is a fag
Anyone:I wanna slap him
One of the coolest awesomest things ever! Moocows are a type of cow. Durrf. Moocows are my favorite word! MOOCOW yay!!!!
I like Moocows.
OMG MOOCOWS!
Im a moocow!
Wait no....
or am i?
MooCow by HellKatTsms April 23, 2007
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Concrete cowboy 

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