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Monut

When the girl wants to have sexual intercourse (again)
That girl is bangin I think she want monut
by OneTonSkeleton January 27, 2022
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TtaG minute

A mythical unit of measure specifically used for time taken to ready up in a game, created by pro PUBG player: TtaG.
"ready up Eddie!" shouted gabba, "I’ll ready up in a TtaG minute" Ed replied
.....eons later climate change had taken its toll on earth as a new species emerges from the depths of the river Tems.
"just a TtaG minute longer darling!" said Becky
TtaG minutes are also commonly used by women when telling men how long it will take them to get ready before going out.
by polymer314 January 31, 2019
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Monatophobia

"He suffered from monatophobia."
by LEMMiNO September 14, 2017
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Ywo minutes

Ywo minutes
No it isn't a typing error

Ywo is Pronounced: you

It's a remix of the term two minutes but instead of it being a duration of two minutes it can be any amount of time between a minute and a hour
gGuy: are you ready
ggGuy: no give me ywo minutes
* 30 mins later *
ggGuy: Ok, lesss gooo
by TF'ingBoiHimself April 19, 2020
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a minute late or a second slow

a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.

I’ll see you at the crossroads.
There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023
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Mongtourage

A group of disabled /retarded people and the carers
How come they don't have to queue up at Disneyland? he's bought his whole Mongtourage along too. For fuck sake
by PAUL COOPS July 14, 2014
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5-Minute Crafts

One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.

Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.
1. Person A: "Gee, how'd you get that burn on your hand?"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."

2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"
by Val the Gay Bitch February 21, 2020
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