montalto
Short, pale, kinda yellowish like a banana. usually not smart. does not pass test or any grade. Has very few friends. Not very athletic, runs weird.
Montalto is weird.
montalto by natalie maggie March 11, 2017
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Montalto-Guarantee
Better than a 'Montalto hunch', even superior to a 'Montalto prediction'... don't leave home without it.
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-
Montalto-Guarantee by stephen montalto June 12, 2008
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Montalvo
girl1- OMFG! who the fuck is that hella hotty!?<3
girl2- OMG! its Montalvo, he's the sexiest man on earth!!<3
girl2- OMG! its Montalvo, he's the sexiest man on earth!!<3
Montalvo by RAgINg MAcHIn3 January 9, 2010
retardo-montalbon
A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.
Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."
Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"
Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"
retardo-montalbon by ellemesse July 7, 2006
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