montalto

Short, pale, kinda yellowish like a banana. usually not smart. does not pass test or any grade. Has very few friends. Not very athletic, runs weird.

Montalto is weird.

by natalie maggie March 11, 2017

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Montalto-Guarantee

Better than a 'Montalto hunch', even superior to a 'Montalto prediction'... don't leave home without it.
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-

Barack Obama will be the next president - I give it the 'montalto-guarantee.'

by stephen montalto June 12, 2008

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Thomas Montalto

Idiot.

Thomas montalto is an idiot.

by Not Nirav Patel November 20, 2018

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Montalvo

a mexican god!

girl1- OMFG! who the fuck is that hella hotty!?<3

girl2- OMG! its Montalvo, he's the sexiest man on earth!!<3

by RAgINg MAcHIn3 January 9, 2010

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A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.

Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."

Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"

by ellemesse July 7, 2006

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