Montajue
A smart and honest person who helps others in need always share care more about others than themselves
Montajue by Starr_lenoir November 19, 2023
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Montague Tubesock
When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.
Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"
Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."
Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"
Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."
Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"
Montague Tubesock by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008
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Montague
the forgotten township in new jersey right off of exit one... literally. it's right on the border next to matamorris, PA and port jervis, NY but still manages to be in the middle of bumfucking nowhere.
Poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)
Poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)
Montague by Louis devito January 31, 2009
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romeo montague by A citizen of Internet land March 3, 2015
Roffelomeo Montague
John: So a lion and a cheetah are playing cards. The cheetah plays a full house. The lion says, "You cheetah!". The cheetah says, "You lion!".
Jack:Roffelomeo Montague!
Jack:Roffelomeo Montague!
Roffelomeo Montague by savvy jesse September 24, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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