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Montajue

A smart and honest person who helps others in need always share care more about others than themselves
Montajue is donating to the homeless.
by Starr_lenoir November 19, 2023
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Montague Tubesock

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.
Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"
by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008
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Montague

the forgotten township in new jersey right off of exit one... literally. it's right on the border next to matamorris, PA and port jervis, NY but still manages to be in the middle of bumfucking nowhere.

Poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)
dude 1:dude lets go to montague!
dude 2:where the fuck is that?!?!?
by Louis devito January 31, 2009
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Montague

Intelligent and successful sums up Montague. A gentleman at heart and a great friend. Attracts ladies of sophisticated caliber. Can get into trouble and out of it at the same time. Funny, genuine and looks out for those Montague considers friends.
Awww Montague said Hi to me today! (blushes)
by gevieve23 November 30, 2010
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Montague

To be backed-over repeatedly by one's own family member or close friend in a larger than average automobile such as a truck or van, in an attempt to crush the pestilential form of life residing in the still breathing carcass unaware of its own inevitable demise
Holy Shit!! look at Garrett! His Dad totally just Montagued him at 30 mph!!!
by LZ567 April 30, 2009
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romeo montague

A hot and sexy lover. Willing to do anything for his partner.
Omg he bought her a kitten. He is such a Romeo Montague!
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Roffelomeo Montague

An expression to describe extreme funnyness.
John: So a lion and a cheetah are playing cards. The cheetah plays a full house. The lion says, "You cheetah!". The cheetah says, "You lion!".

Jack:Roffelomeo Montague!
by savvy jesse September 24, 2009
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