Monstratt 

A beautiful last name for a beautiful family. Monstaratts are kind and gentle but they won't let anyone walk over them. Monstaratts have loyal friends and they are loyal friends. They're very successful and unique. They judge others based in their personalities not rumors, exactly how they expect to judged.

The Monstaratts are so kind and their daughter is beautifull
Mrs. Monstratt has two daughters and 3 sons who are very successful

Monstratt by Artificial American December 2, 2018

Monstratt 

A beautiful last name for a beautiful family. Monstaratts are kind and gentle but they won't let anyone walk over them. Monstaratts have loyal friends and they are loyal friends. They're very successful and unique. They judge others based in their personalities not rumors, exactly how they expect to judged

Ms. Monstratt helped me cross the street

Monstratt by Artificial American December 2, 2018

manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies

"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"

manstration by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

Monsterating 

When a woman's time of the month makes her extremely grumpy/angry/hungry. Inspired by "Modern Family".

Luke: Did you see Alex cry about the commercial, then scream at me for not bringing her enough ice cream?
Phil: Yea she's totally monsterating right now, stay away.

Monsterating by ChiliBoy June 17, 2012

manstrating 

The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little bitch for no apparent reason.

"What's wrong, baby?" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha

manstrating by Ælystea December 19, 2006

Monstroctopus 

(n) A very monstrous beast that resides at the bottom of the ocean. It has only been seen once in the history of the earth, and everyone should beware of its existence. The monstroctopus is indeed female, and its appearance is one of a giant octopus with 14 tentacles, 46 yellow eyes with black beady centers, and 7 vaginas with razor sharp teeth. The Monstroctopus is always in heat, and the mating call of the monstroctopus has a decibel level high enough to disturb the orbit of the moon. The monstroctopus is not a force to be reckoned with. It is powerful enough to cockblock an entire nation of men with one tentacle. The monstroctopus was not born on earth, but it merely landed here from space millions of years ago: around the time that the dinosaurs went extinct. The Monstroctopus has been in hibernation since before any human record, and the mayans have predicted it to wake up in December of 2012. Hopefully they are wrong.

Pl. form: Monstroctopi

There is but one monstroctopus, but many can relate ugly horrific people to the monstroctopus in every day life. Examples of people that may be considered monstroctopi are Joan Rivers as well as Rosie O'Donnell.

Monstroctopus by WTFwill July 21, 2009

Monstertat 

The tattoo that Rob Dyrdek got on his back of the Monster logo

Drama: I don't think you should get that Monstertat Rob
Rob: Why not?
Big Cat: Cuz it looks like a tramp stamp on steroids

Monstertat by Braaaap Braaaaap Braaaaaaaaap December 8, 2010