Monray 

Monray is a massive cunt when you first meet him. After a while of getting to know him hes actually very deep and very kind hearted. Hes very good looking and has a very shitty sense of humor. Jk. He has an amazing sense of humor that people love
Hes very difficult at times but it's worth it.

Monray is a poes but hes fokken amazing

Monray by LILLY SE POES September 16, 2018

diaz monday 

When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.

Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!

diaz monday by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016

Chest Monday 

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

Chest Monday by NandosKnight November 11, 2013

Danny Monday

Doing a Danny Monday is when you acquire something perfectly good and totally ruin it almost instantly.

This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.

'That's a nice car, hope he doesn't Danny Monday it'

Danny Monday by jxc12379564 January 21, 2012

Monday Dreamers 

A hard worker, a visionary, a very dedicated person or a group of people with a dream that are willing to work hard to achieve it. Monday is the most unliked day of the week yet the 'Monday Dreamer's' favourite day as that's when working towards your goals and dreams starts.

Monday dreamers are usually very ambitious, passionate about their aspirations and successful in business.

"I'm a Monday Dreamer"
"He is working so hard to make his business successful, he's such a Monday dreamer"
"Their clothing brand is doing so well! They're such Monday Dreamers."

Monday Dreamers by 5mc2.lab January 3, 2022

Jaime Monroy

This is a latino guy who started as a stand up comedian in the mid- 70’s when he was 16, and their were no Mexican comedians in Hollywood. Jaime (his real name Alejandro Delgado) and Paul Rodriguez are like mexican pioneers… Jaime grew up in Lincoln Heights, East Los Angeles. Because he was under age and couldn’t get into nightclubs legally or television show castings without being accompanied by his parents, he got jobs like “valet” parking cars at comedy clubs as an employee or worked handing out tickets to TV show tapings in front of Hollywood Chinese Theatre on Hollywood boulevard then would go inside the TV shows like Happy Days, Laverene and Shirley, Mork and Mindy, the Jeffersons because he worked getting the studio audiences for the TV tapings and started getting “extra” work on TV shows. Theirs a documentary on this guy’s life coming out called “Hollywood Desperado”.

Mid-70’s, Mexican pioneer comedian Jaime Monroy headed for the bright lights of fame and fortune, and makes it as the Hollywood Desperado!

Jaime Monroy by Oralarry August 22, 2008

MonJay

The first day of the week dedicated to Jay Park by his fans. It is the day in which Jay uploads new videos of covers on his Youtube channel. Every MonJay is like a HOLIDAY to fans whether it be Valentine s Day (with his self-written rap love confessions); Mother/Father's Day (with mom and dad fans watching their son Jay sing and follow his dream); Thanksgiving (with fans and Jay expressing their thanks for having each other); Christmas (with a video that reaches Top 10 on Youtube s Most Viewed); Martin Luther King Jr Day (with Jay s motto of Love & Respect ); and even Halloween (with his dark and questionably fashionable sunglasses). Fans gather on the World Wide Web to honor and spazz about Jay's awesomeness.

1.Fan at school: "Happy MonJay! :D"
Peer at school: "What..."
"It's MONJAY!"
2. "They got (nothing on youuuu) baby~ because you're the (best i've ever had) and (I can't take my eyes off of you) so let me make your (bedrock) and I promise to stop (fooling around). (Whatcha say)????"

MonJay by jayparknet May 29, 2010