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di-Hydrogen monoxide

a substance that sounds creepy, but if you write the formula out, think again...
Bob: di-Hydrogen monoxide is gonna destroy the world

Joe: idiot... (takes a large gulp of water)
di-Hydrogen monoxide by dab52 January 1, 2012

Nitrogen Monoxide 

when you type 'no' all-caps in your tiktok caption and put it on tts
your caption: "OH HELL NO LMAO"
tts: "OH HELL NITROGEN MONOXIDE LMAO"

Dihydrogen Monoxide 

Dihydrogen Monoxide is a chemical compound consisting of two hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule, commonly known as "Water".
some guy: Yo do you have some Dihydrogen Monoxyde?
B: bruh do I look like a chemist?
some guy: B Dihydrogen Monoxide is water?
B: oh yeah no worries.

dihydrogen monoxide 

dihydrogen monoxide: It's more commonly known as water. You know, the substance that every single living being relies on to survive? The origins of this item are multifold, from flyers circulated at the University of California at Santa Cruz in 1989 (so 20th century!) to a junior high school student who surveyed 50 classmates in 1997 and got 43 of them to sign his petition to ban the chemical. He then won a prize at his science fair for his project, called "How Gullible Are We?" Several Web pages touting the chemical's dangers are still live. Don't feel too bad if you've ever fallen victim to this hoax; even a government official in New Zealand took the bait last year.
dihydrogen monoxide by l333 October 18, 2008

carbon monoxide 

What a broke ass 1999 Honda Civic leaks from its exhaust.
That girl Crystal claims she has carbon monoxide poisoning from the leak in her exhaust pipe that she can't afford to fix.
carbon monoxide by hotchick880 December 2, 2010

monoxide child 

1/2 of twiztid. happens to be an ULTRA chain smoker, hence his name.
i wanna fuckonthefirstdate with Monoxide.
monoxide child by ninja September 18, 2003
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