a substance that sounds creepy, but if you write the formula out, think again...
Bob: di-Hydrogen monoxide is gonna destroy the world
Joe: idiot... (takes a large gulp of water)
December 30, 2011
when your alarm clock plays (for NO APPARENT REASON) A justin bieber song. Also, if your alarm clock wears purple sunglasses, shoes, or shirt (unlikely).
The normal click wouldn't shut the justin bieper up, so I took a baseball bat and smashed it to bits.
New motto for McDonalds, after lil wayne joined
I'm fuckin it. Ba da ba ba bum
September 06, 2012