di-Hydrogen monoxide

a substance that sounds creepy, but if you write the formula out, think again...

Bob: di-Hydrogen monoxide is gonna destroy the world

Joe: idiot... (takes a large gulp of water)

by dab52 January 01, 2012

justin bieper

when your alarm clock plays (for NO APPARENT REASON) A justin bieber song. Also, if your alarm clock wears purple sunglasses, shoes, or shirt (unlikely).

The normal click wouldn't shut the justin bieper up, so I took a baseball bat and smashed it to bits.

by dab52 August 16, 2012

I'm fuckin it

New motto for McDonalds, after lil wayne joined

I'm fuckin it. Ba da ba ba bum

by dab52 September 08, 2012

jay sean

what you get when you put jay-z and big sean together.

jay-z + big sean = JAY SEAN !!!

by dab52 January 02, 2012