Crankster

A person of any gender who follows exclusively the fashionable craft beer scene. They are henceforth known as a Craft Wank Hipster, or Crankster.

'Dude, that girl won't even have a beer with you! She has to have 'craft''
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'

by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018

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Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.

Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

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Book Ending

The act of ordering your own pint to obtain it swiftly. Then ordering a whole round and drinking your pint and including another pint for yourself in the round. In order to ‘book end’ the round.

I need to catch up bro, i’m going to book end this round!

Ahh good idea, love a bit of book ending

by Torakvf44 August 06, 2018

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Shittingles

The loss of blood to one's feet causing pins and needles from leaning on your own knees too long whilst pooping.

'dude, I just shit and scrolled Reddit so long I got Shittingles'

by Torakvf44 August 06, 2018

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Tainted Beef

When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.

Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

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