Sqausharting

Accidentally shitting ones self whilst playing posh man's tennis, aka Squash. The act of squasharting is often an occurrence of overjoy at winning a point against your boss.

'oh god man, I playing Terry the other day and accidentally sqausharted. It's cool though, I beat his bald ass'
'ouch Peter, I hate Sqausharting. nothing worse than an elongated sqaushart'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Tainted Beef

When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.

Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

Monoautonourishment

The act of eating one handed whilst driving a motor vehicle. Be it car, bike or otherwise.

'Terrance, I was really struggling on the long drive down here but then remembered I had a sandwich in the glove compartment, so I then commenced monoautonourishment'
'Good work Reginald'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

FiveArms

When your Forearms are basically the size of a normal bicep.

Shit Rita, look at the size of those forearms.
They're basically fivearms bro

by Torakvf44 October 4, 2018

Squart

The act of farting when squatting. The level down from Sqausharting

'oh god, that guy just squarted on your leg'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Crankster

A person of any gender who follows exclusively the fashionable craft beer scene. They are henceforth known as a Craft Wank Hipster, or Crankster.

'Dude, that girl won't even have a beer with you! She has to have 'craft''
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'

by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018

Shittingles

The loss of blood to one's feet causing pins and needles from leaning on your own knees too long whilst pooping.

'dude, I just shit and scrolled Reddit so long I got Shittingles'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018