Torakvf44's definitions

Digit Slipper

The kind of human who slips a sneaky digit in your bum hole during sex without prior warning.

'I was having sexy times with Faloola the other night and it turns out she's a Digit Slipper!'
'no way, what a lucky gentleman you are Fitzroy'

by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018

Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.

Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

Monoautonourishment

The act of eating one handed whilst driving a motor vehicle. Be it car, bike or otherwise.

'Terrance, I was really struggling on the long drive down here but then remembered I had a sandwich in the glove compartment, so I then commenced monoautonourishment'
'Good work Reginald'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Tainted Beef

When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.

Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

Sqausharting

Accidentally shitting ones self whilst playing posh man's tennis, aka Squash. The act of squasharting is often an occurrence of overjoy at winning a point against your boss.

'oh god man, I playing Terry the other day and accidentally sqausharted. It's cool though, I beat his bald ass'
'ouch Peter, I hate Sqausharting. nothing worse than an elongated sqaushart'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

FiveArms

When your Forearms are basically the size of a normal bicep.

Shit Rita, look at the size of those forearms.
They're basically fivearms bro

by Torakvf44 October 4, 2018

Nansistance

Any help given by your mother or father's mother.

'I was really struggling with my sewing but Margaret gave me some excellent Nansistance!'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018