11 definitions by Torakvf44
When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.
See Tainted Beef for a woman.
Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'
by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018
The loss of blood to one's feet causing pins and needles from leaning on your own knees too long whilst pooping.
by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018
The act of ordering your own pint to obtain it swiftly. Then ordering a whole round and drinking your pint and including another pint for yourself in the round. In order to ‘book end’ the round.
by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018
by Torakvf44 October 4, 2018
Accidentally shitting ones self whilst playing posh man's tennis, aka Squash. The act of squasharting is often an occurrence of overjoy at winning a point against your boss.
'oh god man, I playing Terry the other day and accidentally sqausharted. It's cool though, I beat his bald ass'
'ouch Peter, I hate Sqausharting. nothing worse than an elongated sqaushart'
'ouch Peter, I hate Sqausharting. nothing worse than an elongated sqaushart'
by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018
by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018
A person of any gender who follows exclusively the fashionable craft beer scene. They are henceforth known as a Craft Wank Hipster, or Crankster.
'Dude, that girl won't even have a beer with you! She has to have 'craft''
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'
by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018