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Noun.
A disease you get from chewing too much.
Jarod's mom has monom. What a bitch!
Monom by Alice Vixe October 20, 2017
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Neito Monoma 

Neito Monoma is the definition of pure beauty and is a very misunderstood character. He needs to be seen more than just hating class 1A, I feel like he just wants his class to be recognized because class 1B really does have stronger students than class 1A, but Monoma is just pure beauty and needs to be understood more often. :)<3
Wow have you heard of Neito Monoma?”

“Yes I have! He’s the absolute definition of pure beauty and needs more love”
“I agree!”
Neito Monoma by aqxticx June 14, 2021
sweet rabbit baby who didnt deserve what she went through
*cries in monomi*
monomi by milkteamoth July 4, 2020

Neito Monoma 

The hype man of class 1B. He’s the definition of perfection. He’s misunderstood and very very good looking.
Person 1: Hey do you know that dude from class b in my hero academia?
Person 2: Oh you mean Neito Monoma. Yup he’s the best!
Neito Monoma by neiitomonoma June 14, 2021

monochode 

A monochode is a penis that is wider than it is long, otherwise known as a chodewith the addition of having only one large testicle. This birth defect is also known as being monotescular.
Leo: Did you hear the rumor about Jimmy? Well people are saying he has a monochode. Andrew: I believe it.

MonkMouse 

Wise Monkeys mischievous and comedic alter ego. Synonyms include: T-bone, T-monk, Monk-T, T-dawg, Edge-T, Chill-T, and Wise-T
Sometimes Kaelen acts like such a bruh Monkmouse, he can be such a simp sometimes.
MonkMouse by Monk Mouse December 30, 2021

Monmouth County 

Affluent area in central NJ on the beach. Approx. 85% white, mostly Italian/Irish. Ranges from about exits 98-120 on the Garden State Parkway. Partly beach towns (Spring Lake, Sea Girt, Manasquan, Belmar) and partly towns with big open areas and lots of farms (Wall, Holmdel, Colts Neck). For the most part BEAUTIFUL and completely defies the misconception that NJ is dirty or disgusting.

The "guido" stereotype associated with NJ doesn't apply here. That MTV show "Jersey Shore" is totally inaccurate. It's showing tourists, not residents. There are of course exceptions because of the large Italian community. But chances are if you see a guido/guidette, he/she is from North Jersey or Long Island clogging up our highways with traffic and invading our beaches. Speaking of the beach, it's a big part of the culture here. People in the northern half of the county typically go to beach clubs, but those in the southern half keep it a little more real with just regular beaches.

Good nightlife, especially in towns like Red Bank & Asbury Park. RB always has concerts in Riverside Park in the summer, great shopping, etc. AP, once beautiful, then destroyed by drugs/poverty, has made a big comeback and provides awesome entertainment. Restaurants on Cookman are fantastic. The infamous Stone Pony holds multiple concerts weekly.

Great place to live. Ideal for people who want to work in industrial areas (close to NYC & Philly), but prefer to live in a quieter, prettier location.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Bergen County.

Person 1: Oh. That sucks. I'm from Monmouth County.
Person 2: Shit, that reminds me, I need to go spray tanning and get my eyebrows waxed before going down the shore.

"Our life is your vacation"
Monmouth County by mickey999 November 19, 2009
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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“No way, is that cake?”
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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