Monkito

Someone that acts like an ape when get's annoyed by their bf or gf.

Makes bonobo and chimpanzee noises while annoyed.

Neves: What have I done now? Why are u being a monkito?
Raul (while being clearly annoyed at Neves): Nah I'm not, nothing's wrong

Neves: Sure, whatever

by woodlane March 2, 2018

monitor vagina

1. The space between monitors that exposes light when using a dual or triple monitor setup.
2. The gaping hole or crack between two monitors. If the dual monitor setup has monitors from multiple manufacturers, the vagina tends to be extremely wide (large).

1. "Wow Steve, you have a wide monitor vagina!"
2. "I like the electrical tape covering your monitor vagina!"
3. "Your monitor vagina just queefed!"
3. "Let me diddle your monitor vagina!"

by banger2o4 January 15, 2010

Sober Monitor

Someone who wants to rage their fucking face off but can't
and has to watch over the event.

Power Savage had to be a sober monitor at the rager because he was too power hungry at chapter meeting.

by princessfratdaddy December 14, 2011

hall monitor

is an extension of it's true meaning. someone who polices the halls and rats on fellow peers for petty power, self esteem and approval from elders. someone who gets off or generally thinks they are in charge by randomly busting you. self appointed judges of anything.

who do you think you are, the fucking hall monitor?

by coldchicken23 November 2, 2003

Montitors

Big Huge Monster Tits

"Did you see the montitors on Ben's Mom?"

by Ben Christ April 16, 2008

I'll be monitoring your frequency.

A cheesy way of saying "I love you" from the new Star Trek movie.

"Since you're Vulcan and can't express any emotion and this is the 22nd century with all this techy stuff and 'I love you' is used too much as it is I guess I'll be monitoring your frequency."

by Crusty Meatball May 24, 2009

moskitoo

a mispelling of the word mosquito, often memes as a pokemon

hhhhhhhh*moskitoo noise*

by em.pire_ June 20, 2020