MonkeyMax_ 

a person of interest in the bill cosby prison escape....

MonkeyMax_ helped free bill cosby

MonkeyMax_ by notnormalatall April 27, 2021

monkeybate 

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.

"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."

monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019

monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.

get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.

monkeyback by karteler July 19, 2014

Monkeymad 

Off the wall, crazy, outlandish, especially when applied to hairstyles.

Origin of this world is based on a series of mishear/translation (Oi Monkey Boy! -> She called you Monkey Man! -> Why did you call me monkeymad?)

My hair is a bit monkeymad today

Monkeymad by barker-family.info November 15, 2004

Monkeybagging 

When the gentleman is receiving fellatio from his good partner, and wishes to heighten the pleasure of the general act he may want to 'monkeybag' them. This involves the simple act of tugging the partner's ears away and perpendiclar to the head, thus causing a change in appearance to these as well as the shape of the oral cavity and lips. The surprised noise emitted (invariably also simian in nature) increases the stimulation on the gentleman's lingam whilst rendering the aforementioned partner even more ape-like.

"I had to use her earrings as a monkeybagging aid again. Dear Felicity, she can certainly cook a good breakfast but she needs help when she's feeding on Mr. Pickles"

Monkeybagging by Mr H G Stevens May 29, 2007

MoneyMatt 

A guy who is generally compared to Murphy and rocked a bowl cut in high school but hates to admit it

MoneyMatt got a blowy from Madison Mastanish in the bathroom.

MoneyMatt by JSlammer810 April 9, 2020

Moneymaker

An inspirationally sculpted backside, often, though not inevitably, female--sufficiently compelling to disencumber the customer of his (sometimes her) money or good sense. In an golden age of amateurism, perhaps obsolete.

Put on your old grey bustle
And get out and hustle
For tomorrow the rent is due!

In the fields of clover
Let the boys look you over--
If you can't get five, take two.

(Shouted:) SHAKE YOUR MONEYMAKER!

Moneymaker by Buce July 14, 2005