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Monkey Madness

(Noun): A state of being in which a normal human has rejected all the commonalities that envelop society's standards and returns to a golden age man. The monkey times. This person will be distraught with monkey madness as they complete the ultimate reversion of identity.
Oh did you hear Jerry got the Monkey Madness?

Capitalist Money Madness 

Phrase critical of capitalism and damaging consequences of its money mechanism, referring to an incident — particularly a shocking or incredible news story — where money is, or has been, a key factor injurious to people and/or their environment. Examples include harmful business activities conducted for more profit; withdrawn/inadequate state funding for health care or other essential public services; property thefts; muggings etc.
Another fucking train’s been derailed because bosses are more interested in cutting costs than passenger safety! It’s more bloody Capitalist Money Madness!

Money Madness 

A person who will engage in almost any activity, frivolous or substantial, legal or not, in the pursuit and obtainment of money.

Another slang term for the phrase "Money Hungry."
My friend Michael has a severe case of money madness. Every time you see him he's always talking about hatching some scheme to hustle a dollar. But as bad as he is his girlfriend Donna's case of money madness is almost terminal!