monkeymail

Cheryl's new found method of communication. An email that is written by someone, and spoken by a talking monkey, in the form of an email.

Hey dude, I just sent you monkeymail. Have you gotten it yet?

by mabulok December 14, 2008

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.

I didn't touch your socks.

by idest October 6, 2004

Monkeymad

Off the wall, crazy, outlandish, especially when applied to hairstyles.

Origin of this world is based on a series of mishear/translation (Oi Monkey Boy! -> She called you Monkey Man! -> Why did you call me monkeymad?)

My hair is a bit monkeymad today

by barker-family.info November 15, 2004

Monkeytail Beard

A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.

It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.

Hey, nice monkeytail beard. You look like an idiot.

by tomphiltrontastic November 9, 2011

monkeyball

a basketball game played by majority of young male african american youth.

look at these niggas, they playin monkeyball!

by White Man Clooks December 15, 2010

fuckshit monkeyballs

One who gives a blowjob while shitting, and he blows a load as big as monkey balls. also compared to a blumpkin, but better.

let's fuck and blow fuckshit monkeyballs

by fkmonkeyballking July 22, 2009

monkeytail

A shit so long and large that it reaches the bottom of the toilet while still connected to your ass.

My girlfriend ate so much yesterday, that when she took a shit, it was like a monkeytail.

by R L D November 2, 2006