monkeymail

Cheryl's new found method of communication. An email that is written by someone, and spoken by a talking monkey, in the form of an email.

Hey dude, I just sent you monkeymail. Have you gotten it yet?

monkeymail by mabulok December 14, 2008

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.

I didn't touch your socks.

MonkeyFilter by idest October 6, 2004

Monkeymad 

Off the wall, crazy, outlandish, especially when applied to hairstyles.

Origin of this world is based on a series of mishear/translation (Oi Monkey Boy! -> She called you Monkey Man! -> Why did you call me monkeymad?)

My hair is a bit monkeymad today

Monkeymad by barker-family.info November 15, 2004

Monkeytail Beard 

A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.

It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.

Hey, nice monkeytail beard. You look like an idiot.

Monkeytail Beard by tomphiltrontastic November 9, 2011

monkeyball

a basketball game played by majority of young male african american youth.

look at these niggas, they playin monkeyball!

monkeyball by White Man Clooks December 15, 2010

fuckshit monkeyballs 

One who gives a blowjob while shitting, and he blows a load as big as monkey balls. also compared to a blumpkin, but better.

let's fuck and blow fuckshit monkeyballs

fuckshit monkeyballs by fkmonkeyballking July 22, 2009

monkeytail 

A shit so long and large that it reaches the bottom of the toilet while still connected to your ass.

My girlfriend ate so much yesterday, that when she took a shit, it was like a monkeytail.

monkeytail by R L D November 2, 2006