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monkey apples 

feces that is expelled from your anus in a very fast and hard way, it usually happens when you delay your shit.
ooohhhh those were some ruthless monkey apples man
monkey apples by Tommothebombo June 16, 2007

Monkey Apprentice 

A monkey tower in the tower defense game series "Bloons TD" which hurls magical bolts of damage at bloons with low pierce.
"My Monkey Apprentices are very overpowered because of the Phoenix ability."
Monkey Apprentice by TestUser999 December 17, 2021

Appalachian shit monkey 

Weak-minded, drug-addicted white trash from Southern Ohio who couldn't make a single good decision if their life depended on it.
Your out of work brother is such an Appalachian shit monkey!

alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey 

A new rare breed of monkey that is born with hair and completely loses it by adulthood. This new species is found in the hollers of Tennessee. Also this monkey is known for its insatiable sexual appetite
The alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey got extremely wet during the storm because it had not hair with which to keep itself dry.

Green apple monkey

When your gamer tag is MinMa5ter233

International Monke appreciation day 

On November 27 and December 32, it is the International Monke Appreciation Day! That means everyone has to wish someone or more a Happy Monke Day.
Instagram story: I wish everyone a happy Monke day.

Reply: Monke

Wow, it is the International Monke Appreciation Day! This day is going to be lit!