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Monkey pole

That Mike T kid sure likes sucking Monkey Pole
Monkey pole by CO May 15, 2003

pole monkey 

A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company
They're either in CWA or IBEW
pole monkey by federalq2b September 27, 2004

Pole monkey 

Pole monkey by Aurelius March 31, 2005

Spider monkey light-pole

"Yo dude me and Jim are gonna have spider monkey light-pole at the after party"
Spider monkey light-pole by bigdbud February 19, 2026

To throw monkeys out of the South Pole 

If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.
My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.

monkeypoke

When you intentionally pick an internet fight with an outrageous claim to get a stuffed shirt into an argument. Then, after they lose their shit, you let them know they've been poked into dancing for the entertainment of others on the board.
"Barack Obama is history's greatest president." "Are you serious? Rush says he's gonna ruin America!" Monkeypoke, motherfucker!! Dance for me, bitch!
monkeypoke by Big Tony35 October 12, 2010