monkeypoke

When you intentionally pick an internet fight with an outrageous claim to get a stuffed shirt into an argument. Then, after they lose their shit, you let them know they've been poked into dancing for the entertainment of others on the board.

"Barack Obama is history's greatest president." "Are you serious? Rush says he's gonna ruin America!" Monkeypoke, motherfucker!! Dance for me, bitch!

monkeypoke by Big Tony35 October 12, 2010

monkeytoes 

When someone can use their toes to pick things up or pinch you they have monkeytoes.

She used her monkeytoes to masturbate her lover to orgasm.

monkeytoes by jpg3 July 22, 2011

Monkeypox 

Basically if COVID-19 and AIDS had a gay love child it's the Monkeypox virus.

1. Jimmy: "Omg Ron, I just tested positive for COVID-19, I have to quarantine for 2 weeks."
2. Ron: "You may have to quarantine longer than that Jimmy because I just found out that I have Monkeypox."

Monkeypox by wugugugug May 23, 2022

Monkeypox 

the latest trendy hip disease to scare all of us into our duct-and-cover homes and watch commercials.

Yesterday it was arsenic laced tylenol. today it's anthrax, sars and monkeypox.

Monkeypox by thirdwave June 10, 2003

monkeyphone

A group of young men who enjoy doing prank calls, going by the names Drew, Mark, Eric, and Matt. Monkeyphone is seemingly an offspring of kdk (see www.kdkprankcalls.com). They host an internet radio show on pcu radio (see www.pcuradio.com) Called Monkeyphones Retard Night. They have a small following of people, usually less than 50 listeners world wide for each show.

Have you been to www.monkeyphone.net yet? Its really cool!

monkeyphone by Matt Harper April 24, 2005

Monkeypox 

The Omicron Variant didn't work, so now they've released Monkeypox.

The media and the government are tired of covid as it hasn't scared enough people, so now monkeypox has been released to terrify the masses even more.

Monkeypox by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022

Monkeychoke 

Verb/Noun

To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.

A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.

A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.

Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.

After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.

Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?

Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...

Monkeychoke by Now You Know June 21, 2011