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Brinsley patch 

The patch of fine hair that often accumulates on a man's lower back that hurts when pulled.
I gotta swim with a shirt on to cover my Brinsley patch.

My Brinsley patch is starting to merge with my ass hair.
Brinsley patch by Homeless Dave March 23, 2005

Christie Brinkley'd 

What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."
Christie Brinkley'd by dmcc November 5, 2012
The most amazing, awesomest, coolest person you will ever meet!
WOW she just like brinley!
brinley by yelnirb October 4, 2009

Brinkley 

The name of something that’s beauty can’t be defined. Brinkley is the most whole hearted beautiful person you’ll ever meet. She’ll make your heart melt with just the sound of her voice. And don’t get me started on those eyes. She could put you in a trance you’ll never want out of. She is one of the good ones so keep her if you get the chance.
She is so pretty what’s her name?
She’s defiantly a Brinkley!
Brinkley by Simpinforpimpin April 5, 2021

brindley 

A female that is incredibly energetic and outgoing. Usually partakes in a wide range of activities and interests and is always willing to try something new. She is very sexy though is not the type to ever flaunt it. She is classy, intelligent, unique, and overall a well rounded girl. She will have you rolling on the floor in laughter within the first 5 minutes of meeting her, and it's obvious she is comfortable in her own skin. If you can land a Brindley as your girlfriend you have reached G status. Be careful though, all your bros will become craving animals when she comes around. And if you date her you will for sure be subjected to trying a billion new things you'd never go near... like contra dancing. Don't judge.
Not-as-lucky bro: "Who's that chick longboarding around campus all the time?"
Lucky bro: "Brindley. I met her at the rock wall and we're going to some random pasta place I've never heard of tonight."
Not-as-lucky bro: "Blast."
brindley by lucky bro June 22, 2011