Monkey dart

When you fold a dollar bill long ways at a strip club.

This past weekend i was throwing monkey darts around left and right at the titty bar.

by Zwallander15 April 12, 2010

0-0 dart monkey

A monkey that pops 1 bloon per shot. Then sucks the power of the temple and pops ZOMG's in 2 shots

At round 1, I placed a 0-0 dart monkey down in the middle

by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018

Dart Monkey

A primate that is used, drunk or sober, to throw darts at a dartboard containing various options or conditions. Often used by weather meterologist to 'plan' or 'predict' future weather temperatures and conditions. Results are often better than professional human predictions.

Tracy's weather predictions weren't even close, she should have used a "dart monkey" for the week's outlook.

Jim shold have used a "dart monkey" to pick concert seats, his choice was awful.

by MoleMan August 18, 2014

Dart Monkey

A female has her vagina warmed up by use of a cigarette lighter and then a male performs cunnilingus on the heated vagina.

“Hey, wanna try dart monkey tonight babe?”

by Puppy Knuckles January 7, 2021

Dart_monkey

Dart_monkey is being that would more powerful then the anime character goku and will only be used by players of the popular game series Bloons td

Oh my god it’s dart_monkey we are gonna die!

by Being gays a sin February 27, 2022

MonkeyFart Fucker

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

i am a MonkeyFart Fucker

by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009

Monkeyfart

A general insult that more or less means a little shit disturber or someone who ruins the mood/ kills the fun.

What, we're not going to the mall tommorow? Don't be such a monkeyfart.

by Andrew Maxwell October 31, 2003