Dart Monkey

A primate that is used, drunk or sober, to throw darts at a dartboard containing various options or conditions. Often used by weather meterologist to 'plan' or 'predict' future weather temperatures and conditions. Results are often better than professional human predictions.

Tracy's weather predictions weren't even close, she should have used a "dart monkey" for the week's outlook.

Jim shold have used a "dart monkey" to pick concert seats, his choice was awful.

by MoleMan August 18, 2014

Dart Monkey

A female has her vagina warmed up by use of a cigarette lighter and then a male performs cunnilingus on the heated vagina.

“Hey, wanna try dart monkey tonight babe?”

by Puppy Knuckles January 7, 2021

Dart_monkey

Dart_monkey is being that would more powerful then the anime character goku and will only be used by players of the popular game series Bloons td

Oh my god it’s dart_monkey we are gonna die!

by Being gays a sin February 27, 2022

0-0 dart monkey

A monkey that pops 1 bloon per shot. Then sucks the power of the temple and pops ZOMG's in 2 shots

At round 1, I placed a 0-0 dart monkey down in the middle

by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018

Monkey dart

When you fold a dollar bill long ways at a strip club.

This past weekend i was throwing monkey darts around left and right at the titty bar.

by Zwallander15 April 12, 2010

DarMonkey

A hairy primate hick from the backwoods of Wisconsin. Known for his hairiness and his hickiness. Proceed with extreme caution and utmost prejudice against this ape-man-guy cuz he probably smells.

DarMonkey is hairy and ugly and a hick.

by DarMonkey January 29, 2004

dirtmonkey

A person that is made for doing dirt and not much else.

Anton Chigurh is a dirtmonkey in No Country for Old Men.

by robespierre March 11, 2008