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MonkeyFart Fucker 

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

monkeybate 

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.
"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."
monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019

Monkeyfisting 

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum
Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.
Monkeyfisting by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

Monkeytard 

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.
Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.
I didn't touch your socks.
MonkeyFilter by idest October 6, 2004

Monkeyparking 

The practice of remaining inside a sexual partner after sex while waiting for another erection to appear.
"So I finished up but I was totally monkeyparking her"