Monkey with

Mess around with something or fix it

Hey Jon lets monkey with your car today

by t-dawg11 May 12, 2016

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monkey with a chemistry set

Someone who has no idea what the possible outcomes of an input will bring about, it relates to the risk one takes when mixing unknown chemicals together, and that a monkey is likely to attempt something multiple times until it gets some kind of response.

If I was you I would not let that guy work on my computer, he is like a Monkey with a chemistry set.

by LaceySD January 17, 2018

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monkey-with-a-shotgun

Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.

Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"

If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.

The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 11, 2018

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Monkey with Braces

A clit piercing. Comes from the slang word "monkey" for a girls "area", and the insersion of metal into said area.

Steve: Did you hear? That girl has a monkey with braces.
Sarah: Ouch. You couldn't pay me enough to do that.

by MonkeySansMetal August 6, 2007

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Monkey With No Sack

This defines a monkey that is missing its sack. This means they can have no children so they are lonely, This defines what it means to have no sack as a Silver Back Gorilla

Wow this Monkey With No Sack is very sad.

by wdkwhdkwhjwd January 31, 2024

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