school_chromebook_user's definitions

>:3

A sign of silly and just gayness..

Human 1: Oh hi Human 2 >:3
Human 2: What the fuck is that?

by school_chromebook_user October 20, 2025

funkymonkeyrubberchickenunderwaterpleasemymomiskindahomelessasianmanholyshitweshouldplayvolleyballholyshitweshouldtellmitchellicoughbattlesdancingchickennuggetssupercalifragilisticexpialidocious

how old 60 year old men flirt to little girl monkeys; a sign of extreme boredom; me and my friend making a gigantic as ____word during lunch time on a Monday

Old 60 year old man: hey baby monkey~ you look so funkymonkeyrubberchickenunderwaterpleasemymomiskindahomelessasianmanholyshitweshouldplayvolleyballholyshitweshouldtellmitchellicoughbattlesdancingchickennuggetssupercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Baby Monkey: ooh ooh ahh ahh what the fu-

by school_chromebook_user November 18, 2025

mitchelli

this dude in our school who switched schools in 4th grade because he kept being bombastic and sigma to the teachers; a way to say holy _____ but less offensive; a way to say banana and monkeys

me: holy mitchelli finally the lunch is good!
my friend: for real!!!!
*opens it*
me: HOLY MITCHELLI I TAKE IT BACK

by school_chromebook_user November 19, 2025

shingles

a way to say the s word without saying the s word; andingadingadignadignadgina; being really humanly human

Friend: hey schoolchromebook_user.. I might have broken your school chromebook
Me: Fu-.... SHINGLES!!! I MEANT SHINGLES
Friend: MS TORO-

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

shit lecture

How our teacher talks about something we shall never use in our daily lives; a lecture on how to shit properly

*teacher talking*
My friend: What the fuck is this
Me: Fr
My friend: It's like she's giving us a lecture on how to shit properly
Me and my friend: ...
Me: Shit lecture?
Friend: yea..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

chicken monkey balls

chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls; the school lunch that they serve us; the school wifi

Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

homeless man

The man who begs for money on the streets then grabs your arm and asks if you have a boyfriend; a song that me and my friend made. Let me demonstrate
🎵Saminimina, eyey🎵
🎵Im a homeless mannnn"
🎵Saminamina san guela🎵
🎵I know, ahh ahh🎵

*me and my friend walking on the street to get ice cream*
*sees homeless man*
*walks past*
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmredrftr5e6dtfyr6tdesdtcfgvhuyt6r5e4wsrdxfcgfvhijkl
Friend: what was that for???
Me: idrk

by school_chromebook_user November 21, 2025