school_chromebook_user's definitions

milkified apples

the action of grabbing the school milk and dumping the school apples into the school milk.

Friend: Schoolchromebook_user has eaten milkified apples again...

Schoolchromebook_user (me): want some?
Friend: FUH NAH!

by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025

monkey with tenticles

what you will become if you don't become a bagel in under 0.5 seconds

Random Streamer: HELLO EVERYBODY!!! MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE OR ELSE YOU WILL BECOME A MONKEY WITH TENTICLES
Me: *shuts laptop* 👁️👄👁️

by school_chromebook_user November 26, 2025

>:3

A sign of silly and just gayness..

Human 1: Oh hi Human 2 >:3
Human 2: What the fuck is that?

by school_chromebook_user October 20, 2025

67 Kid

when the school bully who sits in front of me chants every single fucking minute

I pity you if you are one of these rare species of human

Teacher: alright class, please turn to page 67
67 Kid: 6777777777777777777!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: .. yeah that's it I'm flying to mars

by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025

shingles

a way to say the s word without saying the s word; andingadingadignadignadgina; being really humanly human

Friend: hey schoolchromebook_user.. I might have broken your school chromebook
Me: Fu-.... SHINGLES!!! I MEANT SHINGLES
Friend: MS TORO-

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

homeless man

The man who begs for money on the streets then grabs your arm and asks if you have a boyfriend; a song that me and my friend made. Let me demonstrate
🎵Saminimina, eyey🎵
🎵Im a homeless mannnn"
🎵Saminamina san guela🎵
🎵I know, ahh ahh🎵

*me and my friend walking on the street to get ice cream*
*sees homeless man*
*walks past*
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmredrftr5e6dtfyr6tdesdtcfgvhuyt6r5e4wsrdxfcgfvhijkl
Friend: what was that for???
Me: idrk

by school_chromebook_user November 21, 2025

bingus fingus badadadingus

When you break you fingers while jumping off a cliff

Me: Let's jump off a cliff
Friend: YEAAAA
*breaks fingers*
Friend: .
Me: ...bingus fingus badadadingus

by school_chromebook_user November 21, 2025