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the aliens

the aliens are the aliens. (no but this is based off a true story down below)

one summer in 2024..
*me and friend talking*
Me: and then they come to space

Friend: like the aliens!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*kid turns around*
Kid: wait..

Kid: t-t-t-the aliens?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
👁️👄👁️
*silence*
Me: uhh yeah?
Friend: ..
(and that was awkward)
(side note we were getting ice cream)

by school_chromebook_user January 9, 2026

the aliens

the aliens are the aliens. (no but this is based off a true story down below)

one summer in 2024..
*me and friend talking*
Me: and then they come to space

Friend: like the aliens!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*kid turns around*
Kid: wait..

Kid: t-t-t-the aliens?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
👁️👄👁️
*silence*
Me: uhh yeah?
Friend: ..
(and that was awkward)
(side note we were getting ice cream)

by school_chromebook_user January 9, 2026

the power of mitchelli

the power of the greatest monkey of this generation...; a a a e e aiaiai oi oi oi e e e u u u.. MONKEY-

Human 1: we don't have enough power to defeat the ooh ooh ahh ahh..
Human 2: but.. we do..
Human 1: what?
Human 2: the power of..
Human 1: MITCHELLI
Human 1 & 2: the power of mitchelli!! *shoots a giant beam*
Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh: OIOIOIOIOAHAHAHAHAOOIOIOOIOOIOIEAEAEAEEAEAEAEA.... *disintegrates into ashes*
:D

by school_chromebook_user January 5, 2026

Mr. Bicycle

The best man in the world according to me and my lawyer, Mr. Bicycle :3; a famous celebrity; and somehow has the patience of a plastic flower trying to wilt.

Me: just a normal lunch :3 (but the food is a-)
Friend: fr
*cheering and screaming*
Me: what's happening??!!
Kids: MR BICYCLE! MR BICYCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SVBNKIUYTRESWDXCVBNJKOI*U&^Y%TR$EWSDXCFVGBHNJKI*U&^%$REW
Friend: oh don't tell me-
Me: it.. is..
Friend: Mr. Bicycle..
Me: he's here..
Friend: GIMME A FUCKING AUTOGRAPH-

by school_chromebook_user January 5, 2026

monkey language

the language that has the least letters (a, e, i, o, u), very understandable, and a e uu I oi oi e e e :3

Me: ai

Friend: oi ai ai ai

Me: ai e e o u I a oi oi oi oi e e a u

Kid: what the hell are y'all doing?
Friend: we come from the planet alien and we speak the native monkey language
Me: and we are hungry for your grandma..

Kid: oh shit

Me and Friend: 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

by school_chromebook_user December 22, 2025

psst.. you're gay

what to say to someone when their nose turns into a neturon star.

Human 1: shit my nose turned into a star
Human 2: psst.. you're gay
Human 1: *gasp* I am

Human 2: wait what-

by school_chromebook_user December 19, 2025

booty slap tickle tag

the game my PE teacher makes us play because volleyball and basketball aren't in his vocabulary

PE Teacher: okay nig- uhh I meant students. since I don't know what to play, lets play booty slap tickle tag.
Students: what the fuck
PE Teacher: okay so here are the rules :3

HOW TO PLAY BOOTY SLAP TICKLE TAG

1. I choose someone to be the booty tickler
2. The bitch goes around tickling assholes

3. a new person is chosen to sniff and tickle asses (especially the latinas)
4. The cycle repeats

Freaky Kid: oh latina >:D
Latina Kid: nah shit I'm out ✌️
Me: LET ME COME WITH YOUUU
PE Teacher: oh chill its not Diddy is coming
Diddy: I BROUGHT THE BABY OIL
Everyone: FUCK! *dissapers*
Freaky Kid: cmere diddly >:D
Diddy: nah shit I see why your class hates you..

by school_chromebook_user December 18, 2025