Monkey Ninja

An assistant to a ninja often assisting him in his ninja ways. Knows kool ninja monkey moves.

List of Moves

Flying Monkey Kick

Iron Monkey Fist of Japan

Bronze Tail whip

Totally Kool High Monkey Kick.

Monkey ninja, ATTACK!

by Tito Cachamilio July 28, 2007

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey

It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances

None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey Death Sword Shuriken Amazon Chuck Norris Chuck Norris

by Genuine Chocolate Face December 21, 2010

monkey-pirate-ninja

the coolest animal ever mixed with a swash-buckeling maritime pillager mixed with a master of the dark and secertive arts of the ninja.

that monkey-pirate-ninja just PWNED u.

by emoslayer666 May 23, 2008

butt face ninja monkey

some shit word that sounds fuckin funny

dude your mom is a butt face ninja monkey

by cris rock September 24, 2010

ninja monkey

Masturbating in a public place

dude i was ninja monkeying in the mall bathroom last week.

by ralphie parker May 15, 2008

ninja monkey

a monkey ninja

did you see that ninja monkey "bam"

by Ninja monkey man May 10, 2010

Ninja Monkey

a quick and dirty utility program written by software developers for software developers that can be used for ad hoc testing, viewing data, debugging, or other general purpose tools. It is usually passed around from developer to developer as other people find it useful.

Jim: It takes me 45 minutes to set up my machine for testing.

Bill: I trained a Ninja Monkey to do that in two minutes, I'll email it to you.

by QanwI' January 2, 2009