monkey grip

Not releasing an item from your hand, even if it is not needed or is having a negative affect.

Originating from the story of trapping monkeys. This is done by placing a banana behind a device that a monkey can easily get their hand through. While grabbing the fruit they make a fist that wont allow them to pull out and they wont let go of the banana.

Maybe if you let go of your monkey grip on those groceries you could open the door.

I had a monkey grip on the fork and couldn't catch the dropping plate of food.

monkey grip by extrasketchy March 24, 2009

Monkey Grip

Universal Tradesman Slang For Doing Something With One Hand Proficiently That Normally Takes Two, Also Known As The "1 Grip"

Cement:
Sam: Dave, Look At Jeff, He's Got An Insane Monkey Grip On That 20 LB Sledgehammer.
Dave: I See That Sam, You Gotta Be Really Strong To Do That

Welding:
Jesse: How Come Jake Can Monkey Grip And We Can't?
John: I Dunno, But At Least He's Got Really Good Welds

Monkey Grip by Andrew Barron June 16, 2009

MONKEY GRIP

A pleasantly stimulating form of male masturbation. Especially good for arousing dormant pleasure nubbins. This one is great if you like to massage your scrotum with one hand while you masturbate with the other. If you're right-handed, instead of holding your scrotum from the left side, cross your wrists (left wrist on top) so you're grabbing your scrotum from the right side. You may have to bend your body to the right to get the best position. If you've never done this before, it will feel like someone else is holding your scrotum. Tip: As you masturbate with the other hand, press your fingertips and thumb into the cracks between your scrotum and each thigh, and gently massage those areas with slow, rhythmic movements.

Fancy a change in your usual daily masturbation routine?? or just fancy a challenge in your local public toilets? try the monkey grip. we dare you...

MONKEY GRIP by Little Johnny Urine March 3, 2008

monkey grip

The devouring of fabric unintentally into the vaginal crevass of a female.
See camel toe, or moose knuckle

Jesus, I had to use my truck and a logging chain to get her panties out of that giant monkey grip!

monkey grip by Soup April 3, 2003

Reverse monkey grip 

masturbating with palm down

"Dude she used a reverse monkey grip on me!"

Reverse monkey grip by R-Mac January 15, 2005

Four Finger Monkey Grip 

the act of using the index and middle finger of each hand inserted into your partners asshole and to spread it apart so you can easily insert your dick after haucking a large lugie into it.

last night i had to use the four finger monkey grip on sara to get my chubby in because she was so tight.

Four Finger Monkey Grip by G.O.OPS November 7, 2010

The Monkey Grip 

When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.

Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.

The Monkey Grip by TheFakeBorder December 19, 2024