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Monkesexual 

When you're straight but you like monkes
I am monkesexual
Monkesexual by Monke prayer May 31, 2021

Moneysexual 

"Ohhhh lord look at all that money. I'm becoming so moneysexual right now!"
Moneysexual by Tyyyi8 June 2, 2018

moinksexual 

The sexual and/or emotional attraction to the skinseed user Moink.
Guy #1: Hey, I’m moinksexual.
Guy#2: Dude, that’s just simping with extra steps.

Mikesexual

Mikesexuals are people who are of interest/Attracted to Mike Perez

(Not.funnymike03)
I’m mikesexual because I am attracted to Mike Perez 😩😩😩😩😩
Mikesexual by Bigboypants March 11, 2021

Mikesexual

A sexual orientation wherein someone experiences attraction towards those with the name 'Mike'
"Sorry, I am not interested in you, David. I am mikesexual."

Monsexual 

Attraction towards money.
Have you heard about that monsexual guy at the bank?

yeah, it was funny how he kept getting boners whenever he saw cash.
Monsexual by LilBootyChaser January 26, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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