Monjolika

This stupid piece of shit is from maharashtra and just really annoying 5 feet little girl but she's a very sweet girl nd so trustable

Look at her she's so Monjolika

Monjolika by Theunsentmanh September 24, 2025

mongolian midway point 

Another word for the area between your genitals and your anus. See Gooch or Taint.

While receiving oral coitus, I like to rub the old Mongolian midway point.

mongolian midway point by Mongolian Mike April 11, 2014

mongolian tree frog 

When in a hot, humid, sweaty or tropical type climate, causing an unusually warm moist atmosphere in the crotchal region of a mans pants which creates a sticky suction type action of the penis and testicles to stick to one particular leg firmly like a tree frog.

Ie: My crotch was so sweaty after that motorcycle ride, I had a Mongolian tree frog to the right I had to pry off with a stick.

mongolian tree frog by P-Nut August 28, 2014

mongolian uncle 

Mongolian uncles are uncles from mongolia. They can accomplish any task efficiently without disturbing Zara Employees

Me and my Mongolian Uncles robbed the local Zara, there were no casualties

I went fishing with my mongolian uncle, we caught a rare fish

mongolian uncle by ShimPee November 3, 2022

Mongolians in the system 

-noun
1. Elite beings who Bel Air, Rickroll or Kenobi unsuspecting Christians.
2. Any who commit humorous acts of deception, esp. during broadcasts.

Anchor #1: "This email is from Billybob who writes 'My favorite passage is from Revelations 10:12 - Jesus the Savior. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronii, the savior came as a large and moving Torb. Then during...' "
Anchor #2(interrupts): "That's a phony email from Ghostbusters. You just got Vinz Clortho'd."
Anchor #1: "Gollydarn! There must be some Mongolians in the system!"

Mongolians in the system by CRACKHEADN1CK January 24, 2010

Monoliza 

Someone who clearly has a learning curve and refuses to listen to basic instructions.

You better start going to those online meetings or else you'll turn out to be a monoliza!

Monoliza by ratJAM March 7, 2021

mongolian slide

A powerful technique used by mongolian warlords in courtship rituals. This technique is very powerful and has been known to break backs.

Our professor was injured last night upon attempting the mongolian slide.

mongolian slide by JohnnyBTheZen February 24, 2018