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Monika Lewinsky

The best thing that ever happened to President Clinton.
Bill Clinton: I love my wife Hillary
Monika Lewinsky: What about me?
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Monica Lewinsky 

The most famous cocksucking intern in the history of the United States.
Bill Clinton: OOoh Monica! Suck it good! Yeeah! Take it all, bitch!
Monica Lewinsky: Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm!
Monica Lewinsky by hahaa September 18, 2003

Monica Lewinsky 

To jizz on a woman's gown in the back of a limo.
"How was the drive in the limo?"
"He Monica Lewinsky'd all on my gown."

Monica Lewinsky 

A woman who had more President in her mouth than George W. Bush has in his entire body.
"Monica Lewinsky had sex in the White House, which is bragable."
Monica Lewinsky by LittleFrog April 9, 2006

Monica Lewinsky'd 

To ejaculate. The term was coined in the Beyoncé song 'Partition'
'He Monica Lewinsky'd all on my gown'

Monica Lewinsky Syndrome 

Also known as MLS. An act committed, so devastating that it single-handedly manages to become the definition of your character, no matter the greatness you had achieved up to that point or will achieve in the future.

Famous Victims:
Bill Clinton
R. Kelly
Tiger Woods
After Jeff punched that sorority chick in the face, his Monica Lewinsky Syndrome diminished his friend count both in RL and on facebook. All this occurred despite his ability to acquire "mad" kegs.

Randy's MLS left him forever: "the guy whole stole all that money from the church collections." Devaluing all the great work he had done up to this point.

Monica Lewinsky 

Your mom is such a Monica Lewinsky!
Monica Lewinsky by ogrish_1982 April 25, 2006
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city chicken 

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“No way, is that cake?”
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