Mongolian Clusterfuck
A generally futile attempt to solve a problem by throwing more people at it rather than more expertise. Frequently applied to Microsoft's programming techniques.
Mongolian Clusterfuck by Paradoxy42 August 11, 2003
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Mongolian Clusterfuck
The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.
or:
The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.
or:
The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.
Mongolian Clusterfuck by Fatty July 2, 2003
Mongolian Clusterfuck
A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.
I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.
Mongolian Clusterfuck by LudwigVan December 6, 2003
mongolian clusterfuck
A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina
mongolian clusterfuck by shineon January 31, 2008
Mongolian Clusterfuck
A phrase reffering to the word mongaloid,or downy flake,or such a person with down syndrome.It is used as a insult in such a situation with more than three persons with down syndrome in the same room.
Hey dave!, yes joe,dude after work yesterday i went to the E.R and they had one hell of a mongolian clusterfuck in there.
Mongolian Clusterfuck by Jellybear July 29, 2009
Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck
Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.
Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005
Mongolian Cluster Fuck
This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.
Mongolian Cluster Fuck by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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