Hot-Carls

The act of fucking someone in the ass then proceding to have the recipient suck you dick with shit all over it.

"Yo Luke B. gave me a Hot-Carl"
"Eww. you sick mother fucker"

" Wut it only cost me a dollar."

by Fatty April 02, 2005

bloody clown

The process of eating a girl out while she is menstrating.

Wow i just ate katie out while she was on her period...I looked like a Bloody clown!

by fatty January 05, 2005

Mongolian Clusterfuck

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.

The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.

by Fatty July 02, 2003

weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets

They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.

by fatty August 21, 2003

Chet B

a fat pudgy short kid who can't play football for shit yet he joined the team. He is a homo and has no friends except an asian kid with squinty eyes, who secretly is his boyfriend.

chet is a fucking douchebag!!!!!!

by Fatty April 02, 2005

fat ass

a person that sits on the couch all day and watches shows like Ricki, Maury, and Jerry, and eats bon bons

you're a fat ass

by fatty January 14, 2003

Tombstone Piledriver

The move that Kane, Undertaker, or Bret Hart did. It is a piledriver that has your stomach facing inward instead of outward like a normal piledriver. Has the same effect as normal piledriver.

Fuck!! Kane just tombstone piledrivered Undertaker.

by Fatty December 17, 2003