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A Spanish word for dick also used to aggressively refer to something you don't know the name of, usually used in the Caribbean coast of Colombia.

"No sé donde está esa monda!"
"Ey vale se me paró la monda viendo a esa vieja"

Monda by Carlangas Changas June 5, 2021

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Monda

Used to describe someone with a big butt

“damn that shawty’s got a monda”

Monda by dilfhunter0929 June 15, 2023

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Monda

something a random kid said

Lets go to the park on monda

Monda by Yepimazure ツ November 23, 2025

mondá

mondá is literally dick, it's used by black colombians to refer men's dick, also can be an offensive word

that woman was seeing my mondá, that caremondá was hitting me

mondá by conerl September 8, 2018

Mondá

Mondá is spanish slang for Dick (or penis) used mostly in the Coast area of Colombia ("la costa" in spanish).

It is used in a similar way as "dick".

For example:

Yo tengo una mondá grande.
(I have a big dick).

Tú eres un cara de mondá (shortened to caremondá)
(You are a dickface).

Mondá by singlelito July 2, 2023

Mondá

Mondá have many means, It can be anything, it's not limited to just calling the penis that way.
The term was used by French women to express surprise when seeing the large size of the penis of their black slaves; "Mon Dieu" they said, and that evolved into "mondá" to this day and has spread to almost the entire Colombian territory.
It can be used to:
- Refer to something: Que es esa mondá? (What's that?)
- To say that you are having a bad time or that someone is beating up: Luis le está pegándo una mondaquera a Juan en el juego de fútbol ( Luis is beating Juan in the soccer game )
- That you are worthless: Tu no vales ni mondá ( You are worthless )
- To be an insult or to tell you to go away: Véte de esta mondá ( Get out of here )
or, most commonly, to refer to the penis.

Coman mondá todos ustedes ( Fuck you all ).

Mondá by penetraburras5000 March 7, 2024

cara de monda

basically means dick face

"Did you see Jason the other night? He was being a huge cara de monda."

cara de monda by buttholeias April 14, 2014

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026