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Mondá is spanish slang for Dick (or penis) used mostly in the Coast area of Colombia ("la costa" in spanish).
It is used in a similar way as "dick".

For example:

Yo tengo una mondá grande.
(I have a big dick).

Tú eres un cara de mondá (shortened to caremondá)
(You are a dickface).
Mondá by singlelito July 2, 2023
Mondá have many means, It can be anything, it's not limited to just calling the penis that way.
The term was used by French women to express surprise when seeing the large size of the penis of their black slaves; "Mon Dieu" they said, and that evolved into "mondá" to this day and has spread to almost the entire Colombian territory.
It can be used to:
- Refer to something: Que es esa mondá? (What's that?)
- To say that you are having a bad time or that someone is beating up: Luis le está pegándo una mondaquera a Juan en el juego de fútbol ( Luis is beating Juan in the soccer game )
- That you are worthless: Tu no vales ni mondá ( You are worthless )
- To be an insult or to tell you to go away: Véte de esta mondá ( Get out of here )
or, most commonly, to refer to the penis.
Coman mondá todos ustedes ( Fuck you all ).
Mondá by penetraburras5000 March 7, 2024
A Spanish word for dick also used to aggressively refer to something you don't know the name of, usually used in the Caribbean coast of Colombia.
"No sé donde está esa monda!"
"Ey vale se me paró la monda viendo a esa vieja"
Monda by Carlangas Changas June 5, 2021
Used to describe someone with a big butt
damn that shawty’s got a monda”
Monda by dilfhunter0929 June 15, 2023
something a random kid said
Monda by Yepimazure ツ November 23, 2025

cara de monda 

"Did you see Jason the other night? He was being a huge cara de monda."
cara de monda by buttholeias April 14, 2014