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Coman usually used to describe someone with overly hairy and moist testicles that dangle at a 62° angle from their inner tighe.
Guy: will you shift my friend
Girl: let me see his junk
Girl 2: ew he looks like a Coman.
Coman by Earwaxxx January 7, 2020
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I Can't Coman Kill Myself 

It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)

Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.
Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.

I can't coman go and kee mysef 

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

Devin Coman 

Devin Coman is a gentleman someone who cares for everyone and gives them second chances.

He is handsome with his nice brown hair and his hazel eyes, he is a guy that makes everyone take a second glance. Devin is a loyal guy to his friends, girlfriend, family and more. You'll never meet a guy like Devin Coman not as caring and helpfull and smart as him.
Devin Coman is a very loyal handsome man
Devin Coman by New human July 26, 2021

chrono coman 

The Leet Swede, Runescape player, active in www.runenews.net, www.runeweb.net and www.runesigs.com

Chrono is the Greek God Of Time
Ph34r this god of time.
chrono coman by #runenews ownz you December 31, 2004

I can't coman go and kee mysef 

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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